January 2012
December 2011
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the other day
I was working at pizza port as a cashier. A wife goes through my line and tells me her husband is still getting his food, but to charge her for what he is going to get. Later, when the husband walks by with his food, i tell him that his food has already been paid for. He asked me, “How did you know what i got?” Without even thinking, i replied, “it’s like i have ESPN or...
people that put a ":P" face at the end of every...
GTFO.
Anonymous asked: what do you like in guys you're interested in? >_<
Anonymous asked: Are you still working at olive garden AND Disneyland?
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I have high hopes for 2012
ichooseyoo:
Santa Monica
Beverly Center
Urth Caffe
The Abbey
Rage
Vodka + Smirnoff Lemon in a car
What a night.
Hahahahah and you loved it all!!!!! :)
Anonymous asked: I want to do things to you. And i want you to do things to me. Ugh I'm so horny.
Anonymous asked: omg you're such a cutie!
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Irony of the year
You say you don’t like someone, yet you hang out with them all the time. Either stop lying to them, or stop lying to me.
You is kind. You is smart. You is important.
I'm literally in hell right now.
Why didn’t I just stay at home in my bed. Going to my parent’s house never seems to be a good idea…
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Best Guest of the Day (BGotD) #3
I forgot to post this from last night! I was running food at TLT, and as i was giving someone their food, i was overhearing a guest’s conversation with the cashier next to me.
Her: “the stereotype isn’t COMPLETELY true though, i just own a gun and know how to ride a horse”
me: “Wow, i walked in on this conversation at the wrong time..”
her: “oh no, i...
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